Latest Pickup Lines

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.

Are you a perfect Spotify playlist? Because you're exactly what I was looking for.

My brain has a strict no-distraction policy, but I'm filing an official exemption for you.

I don't make the first move. Or the second. But for you, I'm making an exception.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Are you a Post-it note? Because I'm completely stuck on you.

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.

I must have a bad sense of direction, because I keep getting lost in your smile.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.

I'm not sure what's more captivating, your conversation or your smile, but I'm hoping to find out.

My friends are probably wondering why I'm not talking to them. I'm just going to point at you.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

Are you a thesaurus? Because you add excitement, joy, and wonder to my life.

Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

Are you my morning coffee? Because I can't imagine starting my day without you.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

I don't normally get distracted, but you're making it very hard to focus on anything else.

I'm not saying you're the main character, but the plot definitely just got better now that you're here.