Latest Pickup Lines

Is your skin made of dirt? Because I want to get under it and make things grow.

Are you a miner? Because I'm ready to explore every inch of your deep, dark tunnels.

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

Is your name mud? Because I'm stuck on you and loving the mess.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?