Best Pickup Lines

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Let's be honest, we both know you're the most interesting person here. The only question is, am I interesting enough to keep your attention?

I don't have a script for this, but the plot is simple: I saw you, got interested, and now I'm finding out your name.

I'm not playing hard to get, I'm playing 'hard to forget.' Your turn.

My night was going well, but 'well' is forgettable. I came over here to see if we could make it remarkable.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

My friends are over there arguing about who's going to talk to you first. Let's give them something to talk about.

Forget the small talk. What's one thing you're passionate about? I want to see the version of you that lights up.

I don't make the first move. Or the second. But for you, I'm making an exception.

I'm not saying I'm the one, but I'm definitely the one you'll be thinking about tonight.

I'm not saying you're the main character, but the entire plot of my night just changed the moment you walked in.

I'm not saying you're the main character, but the plot of my night just got a whole lot more interesting.

I don't make bets, but I'd wager this conversation is about to be the highlight of both our weeks. Your move.

I'm sure you've heard it all before, so I'll skip the line and get to the point: I'm intrigued, and I'd love to know more.

I don't have a five-year plan, but my five-minute plan involves getting to know you. How am I doing so far?

I'm usually not this direct, but I've learned that life's too short to not go after what—or who—you want.

My friends are waiting for me, but I think I just found my new priority.

I wasn't looking for anything special tonight, but then you walked in and changed the definition of 'special'.

I'm not a fortune teller, but our future looks like this: we talk, we laugh, you give me your number. No pressure to mess with destiny.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a conversation that's better than the one you're currently in. Allow me to upgrade you.