Latest Pickup Lines

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.

My love for you is like a leaky faucet, it just won't stop.

Aside from being captivating, what do you do for a living?

I was feeling a little off today, but you've definitely turned me on.

I don't normally do this, but I had to come over and introduce myself.

My friends bet me I couldn't talk to the most attractive person here. Want to use their money for drinks?

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

My friends bet me I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most interesting person in the room. Want to help me win?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

You have an energy that's incredibly magnetic; I had to come find out more about it.

I saw you from across the room and I knew if I didn't come say hello, I'd be regretting it all night.

I was going to play it cool, but your smile made me forget my entire game plan.