Latest Pickup Lines

My phone must be malfunctioning. It keeps suggesting I ask for your number.

I don't really believe in fate, but I have a feeling meeting you was written in the stars.

I'm not sure if I should be nervous or excited, but I'm definitely feeling something since I saw you.

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're hot and I'm ready for a slice.

If you were a font, you'd be my favorite typeface.

I had a whole list of things to do today, but then I saw you and 'talk to you' went straight to the top.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Are you a credit score? Because you're a perfect 10 and I'm looking for a long-term investment.

I've always been a realist, but seeing you makes me believe in a little bit of magic.

I'm not a bartender, but I can tell you're a perfect mix of everything I'm looking for.

Forget the algorithm, I think we just found a perfect match in real life.

Are you a block of cheese? Because you're looking extra sharp tonight.

My doctor just told me I'm dangerously low on Vitamin U.

You must be a trending topic, because you're all I can think about today.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

Some people look for a sign before they make a move. I think I just heard a symphony.

I have a policy of only approaching people who have a great story. So, what's yours?

The human brain generates about 70,000 thoughts a day. And somehow, you've just hijacked all of mine.