Latest Pickup Lines

You're like a high test score. I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I'll go down on you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.