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Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
Aside from being captivating, what do you do for a living?
My love for you is like a leaky faucet, it just won't stop.
I was feeling a little off today, but you've definitely turned me on.