Best Pickup Lines

I just saw you and completely forgot what I was doing. So, I guess my new plan is talking to you.

I'm collecting data on the best smiles in the room. So far, you're winning by a landslide.

I'm not a bartender, but I can tell you're a perfect mix of everything I'm looking for.

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure we have enough chemistry to start a fire... or at least a really awkward conversation. Your choice.

My phone's battery is dying, which is tragic, because it means I have less time to get your number.

I just did a risk assessment, and the biggest risk is not coming over to talk to you.

My phone's telling me I should be networking. Is getting your number considered a professional connection?

If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.

If you were a song, you'd be the best track on the entire album.

I'm not looking for a fairytale, just a real story. And I have a feeling ours could be a bestseller.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh. Or at least make you awkwardly smile while you back away slowly. Worth a shot?

Are you a tax return? Because meeting you feels like money I didn't know I was getting back.

If our story was a book, meeting you is the chapter I'd bookmark and read over and over.

I don't normally do this, but I had to come over and introduce myself.

I've been trying to think of an excuse to talk to you for the last ten minutes.

I don't really believe in fate, but I have a feeling meeting you was written in the stars.

I just had to come over and say that your smile is my new favorite notification.

I'm trying to learn a new language, and I think your body language is the one I want to be fluent in.

You're the reason I'm reconsidering my 'no dating in February' rule. Rules are meant to be broken anyway.

Are you a user agreement? Because I find myself agreeing to everything you say without a second thought.