Best Pickup Lines

Let's be honest, we both know you're the most interesting person here. The only question is, am I interesting enough to keep your attention?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

My night was going well, but 'well' is forgettable. I came over here to see if we could make it remarkable.

I'm not playing hard to get, I'm playing 'hard to forget.' Your turn.

I don't have a script for this, but the plot is simple: I saw you, got interested, and now I'm finding out your name.

I don't make the first move. Or the second. But for you, I'm making an exception.

Forget the small talk. What's one thing you're passionate about? I want to see the version of you that lights up.

I don't have a five-year plan, but my five-minute plan involves getting to know you. How am I doing so far?

I'm sure you've heard it all before, so I'll skip the line and get to the point: I'm intrigued, and I'd love to know more.

I'm not saying I'm the one, but I'm definitely the one you'll be thinking about tonight.

I'm not saying you're the main character, but the entire plot of my night just changed the moment you walked in.

I'm not saying you're the main character, but the plot of my night just got a whole lot more interesting.

I don't make bets, but I'd wager this conversation is about to be the highlight of both our weeks. Your move.

I'm not a fortune teller, but our future looks like this: we talk, we laugh, you give me your number. No pressure to mess with destiny.

I'm usually not this direct, but I've learned that life's too short to not go after what—or who—you want.

My friends are waiting for me, but I think I just found my new priority.

I wasn't looking for anything special tonight, but then you walked in and changed the definition of 'special'.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a conversation that's better than the one you're currently in. Allow me to upgrade you.

I used to think I knew what love was, but then I saw the way you smile and realized I was just reading the introduction.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see us having a great time. And if I'm wrong, the first round of drinks is on me.