Best Pickup Lines

Are you a user agreement? Because I find myself agreeing to everything you say without a second thought.

I'm trying to settle a bet with my friends. Is it possible to be both intimidatingly cool and approachable? You seem to be the expert.

Are you a software update? Because you're improving my day and I'm not skipping this install.

Are you the 'skip intro' button? Because you get straight to the good part.

Are you a Jackson Pollock painting? Because you've splattered color all over my world.

If you were a browser tab, you'd be the one I'd pin.

I just took a poll with my friends, and it's unanimous: you're officially the reason I'm not leaving yet.

I had a whole list of things to do today, but then I saw you and 'talk to you' went straight to the top.

Are you my phone's dark mode? Because you make everything easier on the eyes.

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to stare at you for an unreasonable amount of time in a public place.

Some people look for beauty in art or music, but I think I just found it standing right here.

I just survived Thanksgiving dinner with my family. If I can handle that, I can definitely handle taking you out.

They say the best things in life are free, but I'm pretty sure your smile is priceless.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100%... about to awkwardly introduce myself to you.

If you were a song, you'd be the one stuck in my head for all the right reasons.

Are you my favorite song? Because I could listen to you talk on repeat and never get bored.

I was going to play it cool, but your smile made me forget my entire game plan.

If you were a notification, you'd be the only one I'd never clear.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because every little thing about you seems to be a hit.

Is it cold in here or are you just making me shiver with anticipation about where this conversation might go?