Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a psychic, but I can see two things in your future: your next drink, and me buying it for you.

You must be a software update, because not only are you taking forever to load, but I can't seem to skip you.

I've been trying to come up with the perfect thing to say, but I think I'll just settle for 'hello' and a chance to know your name.

My phone's screen is too dark. Can I use your smile to light it up?

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh in 3... 2... Hi.

If we were cats, I'd spend all nine lives with you.

I'm not a sommelier, but I can tell we'd be a great pairing.

I just took a DNA test, and it turns out I'm 100% missing your number.

I'm not a grammar expert, but I think we're a perfect clause.

I'm an advocate for hands-on learning. Your body is the subject, and I'm ready for a very practical exam.

My brain just did a factory reset after seeing you. What was your name again?

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really awkward but hilarious first date story.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I'm great at talking to you.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

I just Googled 'perfect first line' and it said 'Just go talk to them.' So, how's my execution?

If our meeting was a song, it wouldn't be a pop hit. It would be a timeless classic that people listen to for generations.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.

Are you a limited edition? Because I have this urge to collect you before someone else does.