Best Pickup Lines

I'm trying to settle a bet with my friends. Is it possible to be both intimidatingly cool and approachable? You seem to be the expert.

Are you a software update? Because you're improving my day and I'm not skipping this install.

Are you the 'skip intro' button? Because you get straight to the good part.

Are you a Jackson Pollock painting? Because you've splattered color all over my world.

If you were a browser tab, you'd be the one I'd pin.

I just took a poll with my friends, and it's unanimous: you're officially the reason I'm not leaving yet.

I had a whole list of things to do today, but then I saw you and 'talk to you' went straight to the top.

Are you my phone's dark mode? Because you make everything easier on the eyes.

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to stare at you for an unreasonable amount of time in a public place.

Some people look for beauty in art or music, but I think I just found it standing right here.

I just survived Thanksgiving dinner with my family. If I can handle that, I can definitely handle taking you out.

They say the best things in life are free, but I'm pretty sure your smile is priceless.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100%... about to awkwardly introduce myself to you.

If you were a song, you'd be the one stuck in my head for all the right reasons.

Are you my favorite song? Because I could listen to you talk on repeat and never get bored.

I was going to play it cool, but your smile made me forget my entire game plan.

If you were a notification, you'd be the only one I'd never clear.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because every little thing about you seems to be a hit.

Is it cold in here or are you just making me shiver with anticipation about where this conversation might go?

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are the directions to your place?