Best Pickup Lines

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are the directions to your place?

You have an energy that's incredibly magnetic; I had to come find out more about it.

I'm terrible at starting conversations. Any advice on how to talk to someone as intriguing as you?

I'm not a gambler, but I would bet you're even more interesting than you look.

Some people search their whole lives to find what I found in the moment I saw you.

I'm not sure what the future holds, but I know it looks a lot brighter with you in it.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see two things in your future: your next drink, and me buying it for you.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

You must be a software update, because not only are you taking forever to load, but I can't seem to skip you.

I've been trying to come up with the perfect thing to say, but I think I'll just settle for 'hello' and a chance to know your name.

My phone's screen is too dark. Can I use your smile to light it up?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh in 3... 2... Hi.

If we were cats, I'd spend all nine lives with you.

I'm not a sommelier, but I can tell we'd be a great pairing.

I just took a DNA test, and it turns out I'm 100% missing your number.

I'm not a grammar expert, but I think we're a perfect clause.

I'm an advocate for hands-on learning. Your body is the subject, and I'm ready for a very practical exam.

My brain just did a factory reset after seeing you. What was your name again?

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really awkward but hilarious first date story.