Best Pickup Lines

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm wondering about the terms of this arrangement.

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Is your name Thanksgiving leftover? Because I want to take you home and enjoy you for the next few days.

I used to think my dreams were just ideas, until I saw one of them walking and talking.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.

You must be a Wi-Fi signal, because I'm feeling a connection that's too strong to be public.

If you were a notification, you'd be the one I'd never swipe away.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

Are you my social media feed? Because I could scroll through you for hours.

Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out, but I'm willing to try all night.

Are you my student loans? Because you have my undivided attention and I'm ready to commit for a very long time.

I'm not a poet, but if I were, my muse would look a lot like you.

I'm not sure if I should be nervous or excited, but I'm definitely feeling something since I saw you.

Are you a system error? Because my heart just crashed, and I think you're the only one who can reboot it.