Best Pickup Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I'm great at talking to you.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

I was feeling a little off today, but you've definitely turned me on.

I just Googled 'perfect first line' and it said 'Just go talk to them.' So, how's my execution?

If our meeting was a song, it wouldn't be a pop hit. It would be a timeless classic that people listen to for generations.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.

Are you a limited edition? Because I have this urge to collect you before someone else does.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm wondering about the terms of this arrangement.

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

You're like a high test score. I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Is your name Thanksgiving leftover? Because I want to take you home and enjoy you for the next few days.