Best Pickup Lines

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

I was feeling a little off today, but you've definitely turned me on.

I just Googled 'perfect first line' and it said 'Just go talk to them.' So, how's my execution?

If our meeting was a song, it wouldn't be a pop hit. It would be a timeless classic that people listen to for generations.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.

Are you a limited edition? Because I have this urge to collect you before someone else does.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm wondering about the terms of this arrangement.

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

You're like a high test score. I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Is your name Thanksgiving leftover? Because I want to take you home and enjoy you for the next few days.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

Are you a miner? Because I'm ready to explore every inch of your deep, dark tunnels.

I used to think my dreams were just ideas, until I saw one of them walking and talking.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.