Best Pickup Lines

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

Are you a miner? Because I'm ready to explore every inch of your deep, dark tunnels.

I used to think my dreams were just ideas, until I saw one of them walking and talking.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.

You must be a Wi-Fi signal, because I'm feeling a connection that's too strong to be public.

If you were a notification, you'd be the one I'd never swipe away.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

Are you my social media feed? Because I could scroll through you for hours.

Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out, but I'm willing to try all night.

Are you my student loans? Because you have my undivided attention and I'm ready to commit for a very long time.

I'm not a poet, but if I were, my muse would look a lot like you.

I'm not sure if I should be nervous or excited, but I'm definitely feeling something since I saw you.

Are you a system error? Because my heart just crashed, and I think you're the only one who can reboot it.

I'm trying to be more present, and ever since I saw you, you're the only thing in my present moment.

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element. And I'm predicting a very explosive reaction between us.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because you've got all my favorite qualities.

My phone's battery is at 1%, but talking to you feels like plugging into a power source.