Best Pickup Lines

You must be a Wi-Fi signal, because I'm feeling a connection that's too strong to be public.

If you were a notification, you'd be the one I'd never swipe away.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

Are you my social media feed? Because I could scroll through you for hours.

Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out, but I'm willing to try all night.

Are you my student loans? Because you have my undivided attention and I'm ready to commit for a very long time.

I'm not a poet, but if I were, my muse would look a lot like you.

I'm not sure if I should be nervous or excited, but I'm definitely feeling something since I saw you.

Are you a system error? Because my heart just crashed, and I think you're the only one who can reboot it.

I'm trying to be more present, and ever since I saw you, you're the only thing in my present moment.

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element. And I'm predicting a very explosive reaction between us.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because you've got all my favorite qualities.

My phone's battery is at 1%, but talking to you feels like plugging into a power source.

I've heard that the best moments in life are unexpected. I think I finally understand what that means now that I've met you.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so how about we shower together? You know, for science.

If my life were a book, meeting you would be the chapter I'd read over and over again.

Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% supposed to be talking to you right now.