Best Pickup Lines

I've heard that the best moments in life are unexpected. I think I finally understand what that means now that I've met you.

My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so how about we shower together? You know, for science.

If my life were a book, meeting you would be the chapter I'd read over and over again.

I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% supposed to be talking to you right now.

I'm great at multitasking. I can listen to you talk about your day while thinking of all the ways I'm going to mess up your bed.

Some people look for a spark, but when I saw you, I think I found a whole fireworks display.

Are you a playlist? Because I could listen to you talk all day and never get tired of it.

That outfit is fantastic, but I bet it would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s².

I'm a big fan of sustainable energy. So let's go back to my place, generate some friction, and make the world a little warmer.

Are you a trending hashtag? Because you're everywhere in my thoughts today.

Are you my favorite cozy sweater? Because I want to wrap myself in your arms and stay there all day.

Let's play a game. If I win, you take me on a date. If you win, I take you home.

I'm studying to be a dentist. Are you free tonight for a practical exam?

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm thinking about committing to you and then forgetting about it by March.

I'm an expert in tongue-twisters. Want to go back to my place and try one out?