Best Pickup Lines

Are you my favorite sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and feel cozy all day.

Are you a bookmark? Because you've saved my spot in this crowded room.

Are you a credit score? Because you're a perfect 10 and I'm looking for a long-term investment.

Are you a perfect Spotify playlist? Because you're exactly what I was looking for.

I'm an organ donor, but I'd really like to give you my heart... and a few other organs.

I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet on us.

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because you're causing a stir in my mind and I feel an urgent need to take you out.

You're like the perfect shopping deal—too good to pass up and definitely worth bragging about.

Are you a CVS receipt? Because you're unexpectedly long, and I have no idea what to do with you, but I can't throw you away.

Are you a list of my daily tasks? Because I'm not going to stop until I've done you.

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so I think we should shower together. You know, for the planet.

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

I'm trying to get into meal prep. Can I plan on eating you out for the whole week?

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.