Best Pickup Lines

I'm great at multitasking. I can listen to you talk about your day while thinking of all the ways I'm going to mess up your bed.

Some people look for a spark, but when I saw you, I think I found a whole fireworks display.

Are you a playlist? Because I could listen to you talk all day and never get tired of it.

That outfit is fantastic, but I bet it would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s².

I'm a big fan of sustainable energy. So let's go back to my place, generate some friction, and make the world a little warmer.

Are you a trending hashtag? Because you're everywhere in my thoughts today.

Are you my favorite cozy sweater? Because I want to wrap myself in your arms and stay there all day.

Let's play a game. If I win, you take me on a date. If you win, I take you home.

I'm studying to be a dentist. Are you free tonight for a practical exam?

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm thinking about committing to you and then forgetting about it by March.

I'm an expert in tongue-twisters. Want to go back to my place and try one out?

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are you telling me to do with my night?

You must be a custom emoji, because I've never seen a smile like yours before.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.