Best Pickup Lines

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are you telling me to do with my night?

You must be a custom emoji, because I've never seen a smile like yours before.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U.

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I'll go down on you.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!