Best Pickup Lines

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

Are you a dad joke? Because you're delightfully corny and I can't help but smile.

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.

I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.