Best Pickup Lines

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

I think my phone's GPS is broken. It keeps telling me I'm here, but I'm clearly lost in your vibe.

My favorite thing to do is homework. And by that, I mean I'd like to do you on my work desk at home.

Are you a puzzle? Because I feel like all my pieces just fell into place the moment I saw you.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.

I'd say you're the whole package, but that sounds like shipping logistics. You're more like express delivery—fast, exciting, and exactly what I ordered.

Are you a Black Friday sale? Because I'd line up for hours just to get a chance with you.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out, and I promise I won't be quiet about it.

I'm studying history, and I have a feeling our date tonight is going to be one for the books. Specifically, the Kama Sutra.

Are you my favorite sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and feel cozy all day.

Are you a bookmark? Because you've saved my spot in this crowded room.