Best Pickup Lines

I think my phone's GPS is broken. It keeps telling me I'm here, but I'm clearly lost in your vibe.

My favorite thing to do is homework. And by that, I mean I'd like to do you on my work desk at home.

Are you a puzzle? Because I feel like all my pieces just fell into place the moment I saw you.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

I'd say you're the whole package, but that sounds like shipping logistics. You're more like express delivery—fast, exciting, and exactly what I ordered.

Are you a Black Friday sale? Because I'd line up for hours just to get a chance with you.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out, and I promise I won't be quiet about it.

I'm studying history, and I have a feeling our date tonight is going to be one for the books. Specifically, the Kama Sutra.

Are you my favorite sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and feel cozy all day.

Are you a bookmark? Because you've saved my spot in this crowded room.

Are you a credit score? Because you're a perfect 10 and I'm looking for a long-term investment.

Are you a perfect Spotify playlist? Because you're exactly what I was looking for.

I'm an organ donor, but I'd really like to give you my heart... and a few other organs.

I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet on us.

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because you're causing a stir in my mind and I feel an urgent need to take you out.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

You're like the perfect shopping deal—too good to pass up and definitely worth bragging about.

Are you a CVS receipt? Because you're unexpectedly long, and I have no idea what to do with you, but I can't throw you away.

Are you a list of my daily tasks? Because I'm not going to stop until I've done you.