Best Pickup Lines

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my thoughts in the most beautiful way.

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

Are you today's date? Because you're 11/10.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out, and I'm not planning on returning you on time.

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to make a long-term deposit.