Best Pickup Lines

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so I think we should shower together. You know, for the planet.

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

I'm trying to get into meal prep. Can I plan on eating you out for the whole week?

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

Are you a dad joke? Because you're delightfully corny and I can't help but smile.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.