Best Pickup Lines

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really great story.

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

Are you a parking space? Because I've been circling for what feels like forever to find someone like you.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

You must be a campfire, because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I want s'more of you.

I'm not a carpenter, but I can give you the wood you've been looking for all day.

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

Are you a thesaurus? Because you add excitement, joy, and wonder to my life.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture our first date. It's pixel perfect.

I'm not a thief, but I'm here to steal a moment of your time... and maybe your heart.