Best Pickup Lines

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

Are you a dad joke? Because you're delightfully corny and I can't help but smile.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.

I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.