Best Pickup Lines

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.

I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.