Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches of conversation from me.

Are you a subscription service? Because I'd like to sign up for a lifetime with you.

Are you my morning coffee? Because I can't imagine starting my day without you.

Are you a UFO? Because you're out of this world and you've just abducted my attention.

I'm not a meteorologist, but I'm predicting a storm of feelings, with a 100% chance of me falling for you.

I think my phone's brightness is broken. It seems way too dim compared to your smile.

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

Are you a highlighter? Because you're the brightest part of my day.

You must be a trending topic, because you're all I can think about today.

I must have a bad sense of direction, because I keep getting lost in your smile.

You must be made of honey, because you're bee-autiful and I'm feeling a sweet attraction.

Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you're saving my night from being boring.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

Are you a book? Because I'm completely hooked on your story.

I'm not an electrician, but I can definitely feel a spark between us.

Are you made of pixels? Because you're the clearest picture of perfection I've ever seen.

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to toast to us.

I think my day was missing a highlight. And then I saw you.

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.