Best Pickup Lines

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my thoughts in the most beautiful way.

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.