Best Pickup Lines

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my thoughts in the most beautiful way.

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.