Best Pickup Lines

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Are you a dictionary? Because you give a whole new meaning to the word 'stunning'.

I'm not a professional chef, but I can tell you're made of all the right ingredients.

Are you a geologist? Because you make my world rock.

Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry, and I'm ready to be your lab partner.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

Are you a Post-it note? Because I'm completely stuck on you.

Are you a phone charger? Because I'm dying without you.

Are you a block of cheese? Because you're looking extra sharp tonight.

If you were a piece of homework, you'd be the extra credit I'd actually want to do.

If you were a font, you'd be my favorite typeface.

Are you a slice of pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart.

Do you have a good eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

My doctor just told me I'm dangerously low on Vitamin U.

I'm not a lumberjack, but one look at you and I'm falling hard.

Are you a piece of paper? Because you're tear-able... tear-ably cute, that is.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'good-looking' beet.

I'm not a farmer, but you look like a good crop.

Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're hot and I'm ready for a slice.

My friends told me to be more social. Is this how you do it?