Best Pickup Lines

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

Are you today's date? Because you're 11/10.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out, and I'm not planning on returning you on time.

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to make a long-term deposit.

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really great story.