Best Pickup Lines

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a really strong connection.

Are you a parking space? Because I've been circling for what feels like forever to find someone like you.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

You must be a campfire, because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I want s'more of you.

I'm not a carpenter, but I can give you the wood you've been looking for all day.

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

Are you a thesaurus? Because you add excitement, joy, and wonder to my life.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.