Best Pickup Lines

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really great story.

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a really strong connection.

Are you a parking space? Because I've been circling for what feels like forever to find someone like you.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

You must be a campfire, because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I want s'more of you.

I'm not a carpenter, but I can give you the wood you've been looking for all day.

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Are you a thesaurus? Because you add excitement, joy, and wonder to my life.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.