Best Pickup Lines

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture our first date. It's pixel perfect.

I'm not a thief, but I'm here to steal a moment of your time... and maybe your heart.

I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches of conversation from me.

Are you a subscription service? Because I'd like to sign up for a lifetime with you.

Are you my morning coffee? Because I can't imagine starting my day without you.

Are you a UFO? Because you're out of this world and you've just abducted my attention.

I'm not a meteorologist, but I'm predicting a storm of feelings, with a 100% chance of me falling for you.

I think my phone's brightness is broken. It seems way too dim compared to your smile.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.