Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

Are you a highlighter? Because you're the brightest part of my day.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

You must be a trending topic, because you're all I can think about today.

I must have a bad sense of direction, because I keep getting lost in your smile.

You must be made of honey, because you're bee-autiful and I'm feeling a sweet attraction.

Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you're saving my night from being boring.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

Do you work at a construction site? Because you're building a strong case for us to go out.

Are you a book? Because I'm completely hooked on your story.

I'm not an electrician, but I can definitely feel a spark between us.

Are you made of pixels? Because you're the clearest picture of perfection I've ever seen.

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to toast to us.

I think my day was missing a highlight. And then I saw you.

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Are you a dictionary? Because you give a whole new meaning to the word 'stunning'.

I'm not a professional chef, but I can tell you're made of all the right ingredients.