The best pickup lines rated this week
If you were a font, you'd be my favorite typeface.
Are you a slice of pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart.
Do you have a good eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
My doctor just told me I'm dangerously low on Vitamin U.
I'm not a lumberjack, but one look at you and I'm falling hard.
Are you a piece of paper? Because you're tear-able... tear-ably cute, that is.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'good-looking' beet.
I'm not a farmer, but you look like a good crop.
Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're hot and I'm ready for a slice.
My friends told me to be more social. Is this how you do it?
My love for you is like a leaky faucet, it just won't stop.
Is your name mud? Because I'm stuck on you and loving the mess.
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Is your skin made of dirt? Because I want to get under it and make things grow.