Best Pickup Lines

If you were a song, you'd be my favorite lullaby, because thinking of you brings me peace.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm smiling'?

I've heard songs about love, but I don't think I understood them until I saw your smile.

If Saturday nights were a person, they'd be you—exciting, unpredictable, and exactly what I need right now.

I was having a perfectly average day until you walked in and raised the bar to extraordinary.

I don't need a crystal ball to see a future where you give me your number and we see where this goes.

I was going to save all my money this Black Friday, but then I saw you and realized some things are worth the investment.

Are you a software update? Because not only are you improving my night, but you're also making me agree to terms and conditions I haven't read.

If my life were a story, meeting you is the part where everything starts making sense.

My friends would say I have good taste. After seeing you, I'd say I have exceptional taste.

My phone must be malfunctioning. It keeps suggesting I ask for your number.

My brain has a strict no-distraction policy, but I'm filing an official exemption for you.

I'm terrible at following trends, but I have a feeling getting to know you is one I want to be ahead of.

You're like February 29th—rare, special, and I'd wait four years just to experience you again.

I'm not a poet, but if I had to describe my world, I'd just say your name.

I just saw you and had to come over and say... your smile is my new favorite thing.

I'm not saying you're a snack, but you're the whole vending machine.

If confidence is attractive, then I'm about to be irresistible because I'm confident you should give me your number.

I was going to wait three days to text you, but that's a rom-com rule and this feels more like a thriller—fast-paced and intense.

I've always heard that the best things in life are worth waiting for, but I don't think I can wait another minute to know your name.