Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a bartender, but you've got all the ingredients of a perfect night.

I'm building a playlist of my favorite sounds, and I was hoping I could record your laugh.

I've read about moments that change everything. I think I'm living in one right now.

I'm not sure if it's the lighting in here or just you, but something is absolutely glowing.

Are you a firefly? Because you've lit up my world in the darkest moments.

The human brain generates about 70,000 thoughts a day. And somehow, you've just hijacked all of mine.

Some people look for a sign before they make a move. I think I just heard a symphony.

I'm not saying you're the main character, but the plot definitely just got better now that you're here.

I don't believe in fate, but I think we were meant to be in the same place at the same time. What do you think?

My brain just went into airplane mode, but for you, I'm turning on all notifications.

I'm collecting data for a very serious study on what makes a person stop and stare. Congratulations, you're my first data point.

I'm not saying you're a work of art, but you're the reason museums have security guards.

My therapist told me to find someone who makes me feel alive. Can I list you as a medical expense?

I'm not an art expert, but you're the kind of masterpiece I'd want to study in private.

My friends bet me I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most interesting person in the room. Want to help me win?

I'm not playing games, but if I were, winning you over would be the only level I'm interested in.

I'm not saying you're a 10, but on a scale of 1 to 'worth the awkward introduction,' you're off the charts.

I'm not a financial advisor, but I highly recommend you invest in a drink with me. The returns will be legendary.

I don't believe in fate, but I think the universe just gave me a sign, and it looks a lot like you.

Excuse me, I think you have something on your face. Oh wait, it's just the most captivating smile I've seen all night.