Best Pickup Lines

I'm not drunk, but I am intoxicated by the possibility of what happens if I get your number.

I don't need a map to find my way to you, but I might need directions to leave because I'm definitely getting lost in this moment.

I'm not a mind reader, but I have a strong feeling we'd have a great conversation. Am I right?

On a scale of 1 to America, you're a 'hell yeah'.

I've always been a realist, but seeing you makes me believe in a little bit of magic.

I'm a terrible driver, but I'd make an exception to drive you crazy.

If you were a song, you'd be the one I put on repeat and never get tired of.

Are you a software license agreement? Because I'm not reading all that, I'm just going to agree and hope for the best.

Are you made of dark matter? Because you're mysterious, attractive, and I can feel your pull from across the room.

Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week and I'm not ready to let you go.

If you were a Black Friday deal, you'd be that one item worth camping out for at 3 AM.

You look like you need someone to tell you that you're stunning. Lucky for you, I'm excellent at stating the obvious.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a reason to smile. Allow me to be that reason.

My to-do list for today just had one item: 'find a reason to smile.' Mission accomplished.

I'm not usually one for fate, but the way our paths just crossed feels like more than a coincidence.

I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I'd definitely save you from a boring night.

Some people say love is a game, but with you, it feels like I've finally found the rules worth playing by.

If this were a romance novel, we'd be at that part where the protagonist realizes they've been falling for you since page one.

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful I walked into this room at the exact moment you were standing here.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a certified ten. My social skills, however, are a solid three. So, can you help me out?