Latest Pickup Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

I'm learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.