Latest Pickup Lines

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.