Latest Pickup Lines

I'm collecting data for a very serious study on what makes a person stop and stare. Congratulations, you're my first data point.

Forget the small talk. What's one thing you're passionate about? I want to see the version of you that lights up.

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture our first date. It's pixel perfect.

That outfit is fantastic, but I bet it would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s².

I don't know what your story is, but I have a strong feeling it's the one I've been waiting to read.

I'm not a lumberjack, but one look at you and I'm falling hard.

I'm usually not this direct, but I've learned that life's too short to not go after what—or who—you want.

My phone's battery is at 1%, but talking to you feels like plugging into a power source.

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because you're causing a stir in my mind and I feel an urgent need to take you out.

I don't have a script for this, but the plot is simple: I saw you, got interested, and now I'm finding out your name.

I used to think my life was perfectly planned out, but then you walked in and I realized my plan was missing its best chapter.

Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry, and I'm ready to be your lab partner.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so I think we should shower together. You know, for the planet.

You must be made of honey, because you're bee-autiful and I'm feeling a sweet attraction.

I'm not sure what's more captivating, your style or your energy, but I knew I had to find out.

I just had to come over and say that your smile is my new favorite notification.

I just Googled 'perfect first line' and it said 'Just go talk to them.' So, how's my execution?

I'm not saying you're the main character, but the entire plot of my night just changed the moment you walked in.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

I've seen beautiful sunsets and read classic novels, but nothing has captured my attention quite like you have.