Latest Pickup Lines

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.