Latest Pickup Lines

I'm studying to be a dentist. Are you free tonight for a practical exam?

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet on us.

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh. Or at least make you awkwardly smile while you back away slowly. Worth a shot?

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to toast to us.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I wasn't looking for anything tonight, but then you walked in and suddenly I'm looking for a reason to stay.

Some people look for a spark. I think I just found the whole damn universe in your smile.

I'm not trying to be forward, but I'm trying to be your future.

I'm writing a Yelp review for this place and I need to mention the best view. Can I get your name?

I'm not saying you're a 10, but on a scale of 1 to 'worth the awkward introduction,' you're off the charts.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

I'm an organ donor, but I'd really like to give you my heart... and a few other organs.

You have a smile that could end a war. Or at least, it just ended my search for someone interesting.

I don't know which is better, your smile or your laugh, but I'd like to spend the rest of the night figuring it out.

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

Are you my phone's dark mode? Because you make everything easier on the eyes.

I was going to save all my money this Black Friday, but then I saw you and realized some things are worth the investment.

You're like the perfect shopping deal—too good to pass up and definitely worth bragging about.