Best Pickup Lines

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.

If you were a song, you'd be the best track on the entire album.

I've been trying to think of an excuse to talk to you for the last ten minutes.

I don't normally do this, but I had to come over and introduce myself.

I was going to play it cool, but your smile made me forget my entire game plan.

I'm not a gambler, but I would bet you're even more interesting than you look.

You have an energy that's incredibly magnetic; I had to come find out more about it.

I'm terrible at starting conversations. Any advice on how to talk to someone as intriguing as you?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

I was feeling a little off today, but you've definitely turned me on.

I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

You're like a high test score. I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.