Latest Pickup Lines

I'm trying to settle a debate: is it possible to be both brilliant and beautiful? You seem to be living proof.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

I'm not saying you're the answer, but you're definitely the most interesting question I've encountered all night.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I'm not usually this forward, but I have a feeling that if we don't talk now, I'll miss out on meeting someone truly remarkable.

The truth is, I was trying to think of a clever line, but I'm just genuinely fascinated by you.

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

You're like a high test score. I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.