Best Pickup Lines

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.

I'm studying to be a dentist. Are you free tonight for a practical exam?

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are you telling me to do with my night?

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

You must be a custom emoji, because I've never seen a smile like yours before.

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U.

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.