Best Pickup Lines

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.

Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!

I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches of conversation from me.

Are you a subscription service? Because I'd like to sign up for a lifetime with you.

Are you my morning coffee? Because I can't imagine starting my day without you.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You must be a trending topic, because you're all I can think about today.

I must have a bad sense of direction, because I keep getting lost in your smile.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Do you work at a construction site? Because you're building a strong case for us to go out.

Are you a book? Because I'm completely hooked on your story.

I'm not an electrician, but I can definitely feel a spark between us.

Are you made of pixels? Because you're the clearest picture of perfection I've ever seen.

Are you a geologist? Because you make my world rock.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.